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{"slip": { "id": 161, "advice": "You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}

{"slip": { "id": 121, "advice": "If you think your headphones are dying, check the socket for fluff with a straightened paperclip."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}

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